The Choker

The Choker is an AWS Chaos wrestler with a bizarre fascination with choking people and using choke based moves while wrestling. He currently wrestles in a stable called The Impractical Chokers with Aang and Lurch.

History:

The Choker first debuted on the January 31st, 2020 episode of Chaos in a fatal 4 way match where the opponent who is put through the table first would be crowned the first shit champion against AAAAAGGGHHH, Curious George, and Morgana. Fortunately for Choker, he would not be the one to go through the table, but the match was won by George. Choker would go on to not do much until the May 23rd 2020 episode of Potato where he went one on one against Kratos. Choker would end up getting the upset victory via Chokeslam and Triple H's video distracting Kratos. This ended up impressing fellow underutilized Chaos wrestler Lurch, who decided to form a team with Choker called The Impractical Chokers. The Team would have their first match against Larry the Cucumber and Bob the Tomato, on the November 6th 2020 episode of Chaos. Choker and Lurch would end up pulling an upset victory against the horrific vegetables, not only getting the attention of former Unlimited wrestler and fellow choking enthusiast Aang (known for his love of using the 2 handed chokeslam against Robin) who Lurch and Choker decided to make the leader of their group. This proved to be effective as the Impractical Chokers found themselves in the 2021 Chaos tag title tournament, defeating former champions Ian is Bored Response (with Joe Biden) to advance in the tournament. In the Unlimited match Vin Diesel vs Mr Clean vs All Star Zombie, Heath Ledger Joker revealed that The Choker is in fact Joaquin Phoenix Joker's half brother, and that Chokers real name is Other Joaquin. Other Joaquin wanted to be an artist, but after his lunatic mom showed him some "impractical choking" as she put it, causing him to become The Choker.

Win/Loss Record

3-1

Signatures

Choke Hold 1

Choking STO

Finishers

Time for some Impractical Choking (Middle Rope Diving Choke Hold)

Chokeslam 1

Chokeslam 3 (outside)

Trivia


 * The Choker has never been pinned nor has he tapped out, as his only loss came from a fatal 4 way that wasn't an elimination
 * The Choker was originally an oddly made Joker on community creations, but due to the guys playing as Zac and Phillip finding the design funny, they decided to add him to Chaos and give him his own identity to sound like an off brand joker, thus the Choker was born.
 * Choker is the only member of the Impractical chokers to not use the two handed chokeslam as a finisher (though he does use it as a regular move)
 * Choker was originally put up against Kratos in order to give Kratos an easy victory as to pay tribute to Shad Gaspard. However Choker ended up miraculously winning the match thanks to Kratos being distracted by Triple H's titantron movie playing, continuing AWS's track record of cursed tribute episodes.
 * Choker is the only clown to not be affiliated with The insane Clown Posse nor The Joker Gang (though he attempted to join the Joker gang, but was rejected for not technically being a Joker)